Skip to main content

Disney Princesses Are Not All, In Fact, Princesses

This past weekend, I went to see Disney's new (and very good) animated film Moana. There was a (genre aware) exchange between the title character and the demigod Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Maui regarding whether or not the title character was a princess. Maui's evidence is as follows: she  a) is "daughter of a chief," b) "wears a dress," and c) has  "an animal sidekick." Of course, the definition of princess is typically understood as a woman who fit one of the two descriptions: is daughter of a monarch, or the wife or widow of a prince (in turn defined as the son of a monarch, a monarch in his own right, or the wife of a princess).

Disney markets 11 individuals as "Disney Princesses": Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel and Merida. They also market the two female protogonists (and daughters of monarchs) of Frozen, Anna and Elsa (who is in fact a monarch), in a similar manner, where it can be assumed they may be eventually join the formal Princess line. It can be assumed that Moana may be marketed in similar manner if her film is as commercially successful.

Spurred on by the exchange in Moana, I decided to compare the Disney Princesses, as well as Elsa, Anna, and Moana, to the two definitions of "princess." The first is whether or not they are legally considered a princess; the second, whether they "wear a dress and have an animal sidekick."

The results are this wonderful chart:


One important fact jumps out: only 93% of these characters (and only 91% of "Disney Princesses") are, in fact, princesses. This is due to the fact Mulan neither has parents who are monarchs nor weds a prince. Surprisingly, despite the fact it's a trope even Disney has poked fun at, even fewer characters fit the definition given by Maui: 71% (and 82% of "Disney Princesses") of them both have animal sidekicks and wear a dress. Neither Elsa nor Anna has an animal sidekick of their own, although Anna spends much of Frozen with a human character who has an animal sidekick. In addition, Belle has no animal sidekick. and Jasmine does not wear a dress (in the primary film); instead, Belle has sidekicks that are household objects and Jasmine's garment has pants. Also, my wife (who is the only source I need to cite for this) and I have decided Prince Ali, Fabulous He, Ali Ababwa does not count as a Prince because he lacks inheritable lands and titles; and on top of that he uses the wish he could have used to become Prince to instead free Genie at the end of the film.

On the bright side for Mulan, she can always pull a Cersei Lannister and assassinate people until she can just declare herself Empress and no one will question it. On second thought, that is a terrible idea and would make her evil. Don't do that. Don't be evil.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Making a Spreadsheet, Checking It Twice, Gonna Find Out When It's Socially Acceptable to Listen To Christmas Music

It’s that time of year again. And by that time, I mean the time when you aren’t sure if it’s too early to hear Christmas music yet. Is it OK to walk into a certain coffee shop chain in early November and grab a seasonal beverage that can barely call itself coffee? Is it too early to hum a carol when I’ll be waiting to get on a plane the day before Thanksgiving? While driving to your favorite Black Friday activity (the correct answer is skeet shooting or watching football), should the speakers be spreading holiday cheer? Or do you need to wait until you break out the advent calendars to put on a festive record? To answer this age old question, I’m trusting the fine Google searches of my fellow Americans. Using Google Trends data from 2012-2016, I’m going to compare each week of the years’ average searches for the term “Christmas music” as a percentage of the maximum to determine when Americans start listening to Christmas music [1]. Figure 1: Christmas Graph, Oh Christmas Graph ...

This Year's Bowl Season Was As Bad For The Big Ten As It Looked.

After this year's bowl games, the narrative that developed among the sports media was the Big Ten, after what seemed like a historically strong regular season, proved to be weak after a terrible bowl performance. But how bad was that bowl performance? To find out, I compared the actual performance of the conferences to a set of 10,000 simulations of this year's bowl games, excluding this Monday's National Championship Game. To create the simulations, I used log5 and Pythagorean expectations, as I did previously for the NFL and MLB . However, because of the variability in strength of schedule in college football, using actual points scored for the Pythagorean expectations would be inaccurate. Instead, I'm using the Football Outsider's S&P+ ratings of offense and defense  (referenced on 1/4/2017), which adjust for strength of schedule and account for efficiency as well as performance.  To rate the performance of each conference, I found the percentile of t...

2018 Weekly Boiler Stat Summaries: Week 8, v. an Ohio State University

I could say something emotional about the win, OR I could hope we all have our own memories that may or may not include a realization of how low our TV room ceilings are. a Bad Defense and The Great Offense Going into Saturday's game , I was pretty confident the Boilers - a pretty darn solid offense - would have success scoring against a struggling Buckeye defense. That is exactly what happened. These are numbers that should be left to stand on their own because HOLY MACKEREL PURDUE DID THAT TO OHIO STATE. Figure 1: Purdue Individual Rushing Statistics [1,2] Figure 2: Purdue Individual Passing Statistics [1,2] Only thing to note is that Purdue's rushing came mainly from some explosive runs from Knox rather than a consistent set of runs from all the backs. This isn't exactly what you want to see for success through a season (and a sign run blocking may need a bit of work), but you have to give D.J. some credit here. an Inability to Score The Buckeyes, at le...